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Rock n’ Roll (Where the “n” stands for Nachos)

September 10, 2010

Nacho like a rockstar!

Caravaggio – The Sacrifice of Isaac (animated)

September 9, 2010

The Sacrifice of Isaac
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Caravaggio‘s “The Sacrifice of Isaac” (1603)

Current Location: The Uffizi, Florence Italy

FACT OF THE DAY: Jews run the media…with their horns.

Tags: Caravaggio, Uffizi, Florence, Italy, Abraham! You just got Punk’d!! As a concellation your people will be bestowed with a great sense of humor. Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippuer, High Holy Days, Blowing the Shofar, Jewish Comedians, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Woody Allen, Chelsea Handler, Milton Berle, Howard Stern, Sarah Silverman, Harold Ramis, David Cross, Bob Saget, the Marx Brothers, the 3 Stooges, Gilda Radner, Mel Brooks, Larry David, Ben Stiller, Tom Arnold, Bea Arthur, Carl Reiner, Adam Sandler, Pee Wee Herman, Christopher Guest, Lorne Michaels, Jack Benny, Paul Reubens, Joan Rivers, Gilbert Gottfried, Michael Ian Black, Jeffrey Ross, Don Rickles, Paul Rudd, Jerry Stiller, Michae Showalter, Jeffrey Tambor, BJ Novak, Rosanne Barr, Gene Wilder, Paul Reiser, Sasha Baron Cohen, Lenny Bruce, Andrew Dice Clay, Jeff Garlin, George Burns, Jonah Hill, Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, Jack Black, Mike Barish, Bradley Werner, Art Kicks Ass,

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Landseer – Monarch of the Glen (animated)

August 13, 2010

Monarch of the Glen
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Sir Edwin Landseer‘s “Monarch of the Glen” (1851)

Current Location: Private Collection + Bottles of Glenfiddich

FACT OF THE DAY: Majesty never tasted so good.

Tags: Landseer edwin monarch of the glen deer horns hunting buck hunter gunshot venison delicious carnivore nature magestic National Galleries of Scotland , Diageo, Glenfiddich, John Dewar and Son’s, The Hartford Financial Services Group, Inc., Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Eugene Delacroix – Liberty Leading the People (animated)

August 12, 2010

Liberty Leading the People
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Eugene Delacroix‘s “Liberty Leading the People” (1830)

Current Location: The Louvre, Paris, France

FACT OF THE DAY: I LOVE LIBERTY!!!

Tags: Eugene Delacroix, Liberty Leads the People, Do you hear the people sing, singing the song “bow-chica-bowbow,” Young Boy jerking it, People are excited about freedom, Democracy spooged all over the people, I love liberty, this is my rifle this is my gun, young boy, crazy penis, the spunk of freedom, no representation without a little hanky panky, penis, cock and balls, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Richard Hamilton – Just What Is It About Today’s Homes That Make Them So Different, So Appealing (animated)

August 11, 2010

Just What Is It that Makes Today's Homes So Different, So Appealing
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Richard Hamilton‘s “Just What Is It About Today’s Homes That Make Them So Different, So Appealing” (1956)

Current Location: Kunsthalle Tübingen, Tübingen

FACT OF THE DAY: Central air makes today’s homes so different, so appealing.

Tags: George Hamilton, Homes are so different, so appealing, flat screen, side tables, comfy couches, an escalator, a nice city view, chinos, banana republic, pottery barn, catalog shopping and the internet can make anyone’s shyte apartment look nice, but not classy, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Zurbaran – Saint Luke as a Painter before Christ on the Cross (animated)

August 10, 2010

Saint Luke as a Painter before a circumcized Christ on the Cross
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Francisco de Zurbaran‘s “Saint Luke as a Painter before Christ on the Cross” (1635)

Current Location: Museo de Prado, Madrid, Espana

FACT OF THE DAY: It’s called “Angel Lust”

Tags: Francisco de Zurbaran, Saint Luke as a painter before christ on the cross, Museo del Prado, Somebody’s got a boner, YMCA!, Gimme a hug, Whatchya doin’? Oh, Just hangin’ around, nice diaper, Depends, sure I could take you down, but then you won’t learn anything, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Roy Lichtenstein – Drowning (animated)

August 9, 2010

Drowning
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Roy Lichtenstein‘s “Drowning” (1963)

Current Location: Museum of Modern Art, NY, NY

FACT OF THE DAY:  Call me anytime – 212.242.0085

Tags: Roy Lichtenstein, Drowning, Pop Art, Brad, Water, Self-centered bitch, cut off your nose to spite your face, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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