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Anna Lea Merrit – Love Locked Out (animated)

Bradley Werner — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:18:04 +0000

Anna Lea Merrit‘s “Love Locked Out” (1889)

FACT OF THE DAY: A mail slot that opens up for anyone is a mail slut.

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Jean-Leon Gerome – Pygmalion and Galatea (animated)

Bradley Werner — Mon, 03 May 2010 09:18:25 +0000

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Jean-Leon Gerome’s “Pygmalion & Galatea” (1890)

Current Location: Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY

FACT OF THE DAY: Shortly after her animation, Galatea had Pygmalion sculpt a small dog, a washer/dryer combo and her own mother (who ended up living with them in the guest room). Things got dicey.

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Edward Robert Hughes – Midsummer Eve (animated)

Bradley Werner — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:18:57 +0000

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Edward Robert Hughes‘ “Midsummer Eve” (1908)

Current Location: Private Collection

FACT OF THE DAY: Smurf Soup is quite easy to make and the perfect meal for a midsummer eve.

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A Very Smurfy Menu

The Recipe for Soup ala Smurf (or – the day Papa Smurf Went Mad”)

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John William Waterhouse – Hylas and the Nymphs (animated)

Bradley Werner — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:18:06 +0000

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John William Waterhouse‘s “Hylas and the Nymphs” (1896)

Current Location: Manchester Art Gallery – Manchester, England

FACT OF THE DAY: Nymphs are great at math.

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John Collier – Lady Godiva (animated)

Bradley Werner — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:18:36 +0000

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John Collier‘s “Lady Godiva” (1897)

Current Location: Herbert Art Gallery and Museum, United Kingdom

FACT OF THE DAY: You’ll never watch a woman horseback riding the same way again…

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John William Waterhouse – Tristan & Isolde (animated)

Bradley Werner — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:27:06 +0000

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John William Waterhouse‘s “Tristan & Isolde Sharing the Potion” (1916)

Current Location: Private Collection

FACT OF THE DAY: Back in the day, suits of armor were considered “business formal” – also – everyone looks good in armor.

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