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Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres‘ “Turkish Bath” (1862)

Current Location: Musée du Louvre, Paris, France

FACT OF THE DAY:Turkish people are some of the cleanest people in the world.

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Johann Zoffany‘s “John XIV Lord Willoughby de Broke and his Family in the Breakfast Room at Compton Verney” (1766)

Current Location: J.Paul Getty Museum, Los Angeles, CA

FACT OF THE DAY: If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Jacques-Louis David‘s “Intervention of the Sabine Women” (1799)

Current Location: The Louvre, Paris France

FACT OF THE DAY: Coed Naked War – Everyone gets F*cked

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Jacques-Louis David‘s “The Death of Marat” (1793)

Current Location: Royal Museums of Fine Arts of Belgium, Brussels

FACT OF THE DAY: Marat was the first person in history electrocuted by a toaster accidentally falling in his tub.

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John Singleton Copley‘s “Watson & the Shark” (1778)

Current Location: National Gallery of Art, Washington DC

FACT OF THE DAY: Sharks love white meat like young white girls love dark meat.

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Vincenzo Camuccini‘s “The Death of Caesar” (1798)

Current Location: Museo Nazionale Di Capodimonte, Naples, Italy

FACT OF THE DAY: Caesar was filled with Roman candy, which actually tastes a lot like linguine in white clam sauce.  Not bad, but not exactly candy…

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Théodore Géricault‘s “The Raft of Medusa” (1818)

Current Location: Musée du Louvre, Paris, France

FACT OF THE DAY: That’s a lot of sea men…

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Jacques-Louis David‘s “The Oath of Horatii” (1784)

Current Location: Louvre, Paris, France

Jacques-Louis David accomplished in 1784, before the French Revolution, which depicts the Roman salute. It grew to be considered as paradigm of neoclassical art.

Art history lesson of the day from Lee Matthews: “Notice the 3 archways, 3 swords, 3 oaths… theres nothing as a ubiquitous 3. 3= The Holy Trinity (father, son, holy ghost). Art from this period is full of 3′s.”

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