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Paul Klee – Chosen Site (animated)

Bradley Werner — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:18:22 +0000

Paul Klee‘s “Chosen Site” (1927)

Current Location: Private Collection

FACT OF THE DAY: Not cool, Darth…not cool.

Tags: Star Wars, Paul Klee, Private Collection, Chosen Site, Beautiful terrain, The destruction of Alderaan, Death Star, Disturbance in the force, Darth Vader was not a nice guy, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists

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Goya – Saturn Devouring his Son (animated)

Bradley Werner — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:18:13 +0000

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Francisco de Goya‘s “Saturn Devouring his Son” (1819)

Current Location: Museo del Prado, Madrid

FACT OF THE DAY: There ain’t no bugs in bug juice, just like their ain’t no surprise in “camper surprise”

Tags: Goya, Museo de Prado, Saturn, Eat your children, Marinade them first, Kids are best served medium-rare, Cropsy, Bug Juice, Trail’s End, Tyler Hill, Starlight, Towanda, Weequahic, Timber Lake West, Bryn Mawr, Indian Head, Chen-a-Wanda, Equinunk/Blue Ridge, Birchmont, Danbee, Brant Lake, Camp Echo, Camp Lokanda, Camp Pontiac, Point O’ Pines, Canadensis, Kutshers Sports Academy, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Goya – The Colossus (animated)

Bradley Werner — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:15:40 +0000

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Francisco de Goya’s (but most likely Asensio Juliá’s) “The Colossus” (1810)

Current Location: Museo del Prado, Madrid, Spain

FACT OF THE DAY: When giant’s fart, we all lose.

Tags: Asensio Juliá, Prado Museo, The Giant, War, Francisco de Goya, Go Goya!, Flatulant Giant, Dark Period, Methane Cloud of Death, Taco night was ahuge mistake, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter

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Edvard Munch – The Scream

Bradley Werner — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:00:16 +0000

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Edvard Munch‘s “The Scream” (1893)

Current Location: National Gallery of Norway, Oslo, Norway

FAT OF THE DAY: This dude suffered ALL of the side effects of Abilify.

Tags: Munch, The Scream, Skrik, Norwegian, Norway, Oslo, Oslofjord, viewed from the hill of Ekeberg, Bold people freak out so easily, black is so in, butter, real butter, I can’t believe it’s not butter, I can’t fucking believe it’s not butter, margin is good and good for you, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Chagall – Promenade

Bradley Werner — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:02:24 +0000

Marc Chagall‘s “Promenade” (1918)

Current Location: State Russian Museum, St.Petersburg, Russia

“When Matisse dies,” Pablo Picasso remarked in the 1950s, “Chagall will be the only painter left who understands what color really is.”

Tags: Marc Chagall, Promenade, Russian, State Russian Museum, St.Petersburg, nagging wife, chores, laundry, dishes, trash, wind storm, tether, wife and husband, art kicks ass, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter, Bradley Werner

Posted in Expressionism